I am not a sore loser I just prefer to win and get furious when I don’t.

Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via recoverylifeandcats)

francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

(Source: hungarian)

i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen

(Source: n0vi)

lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.